I laughed aloud at this. I had the most bizarre dream last night - honest to God - about the actor who stars in Endeavor. (Early Inspector Morse series. Yes, I'm a mystery fanatic addict, talk about OCD) I wasn't IN the dream, simply observing. Anyway, the Endeavor guy was on his knees with some boss/leader of his - not police, more military - trying to fold the edges of a giant tortilla wrap together. WTF????

Betting even Jung would look oddly at this one.

Back to your story: I'll be mulling it a while. I wonder what beards 'symbolize'??? Bearded mother figures??? Yearning for male someone, maleness? androgyny? wisdom and order from the above????