Now is this an opening line or what???? :) I love pothos because they grow so beautifully indoors and trail like ivy. I have pots of pothos all over the house so I can feel like I live in a conservatory. Both kinds. A nature place w/ plants that sing.

So that's my advice. Make that butt ugly pot beautiful. (I've never tried rooting pothos directly in dirt but it roots fairly quickly in water.) Transformation!